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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

urulokid:

ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

ALL HAIL KING TRASH THE LION

urulokid:

ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

ALL HAIL KING TRASH THE LION

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

thedarknessinthelight0987:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

best thing iv seen on tumblr

Stay Strong

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

defend-pop-hardcore-punk:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door

defend-pop-hardcore-punk:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

feuntes:

The Story So Far - Mt. Diablo

feuntes:

The Story So Far - Mt. Diablo

I’m sorry… I went out on my own… got caught… I’m always, always causing you two problems… I’m sorry…

– You don’t have to apologize anymore. It’s okay. It’s not your fault. I’m the one who should apologize. Nine was right. If I hadn’t asked to bring you to the airport, this wouldn’t have happened. I shouldn’t have given you a ride that time… No, I know… I shouldn’t have talked to you… I knew that it would turn out like this someday. But… I… 

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.